The only thing straight is my drink
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petyrbaleish:

natalie (do)r(me)r




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"LOOK AT THE CAT"
— me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)



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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired




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vanillish:

*starts devolping feelings for someone i can’t have*

NO!

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not againimage




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willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.




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"Coac(hella expensive)
Coac(hella far away)
Coac(hella wish I could go)"



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thefoodsoftheworldlady:

new years resolutions:

  • get laid
  • get paid



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deadbishop:

I was reading about Thomas Jefferson’s medical history and

Violent headache for two days after behaving awkwardly in front of a girl he fancied (March 1764, age 20)