themaraudersaredead:

How to Turn All Your Essays into Feminist Rants No Matter the Subject Matter: An Autobiography by Me. 

jaimelannister:

seaworth:

unhealthy emotionally co-dependent familial relationships are my gateway drug to shows

#they’re destructive and detrimental to each person involved #they’re possesive and inspire the best and worst in each other #they will do terrible things for one another #they inspire jealousy and rage and obsession and infatuation #it’s a battle for control over each other #they tear each other apart - they hurt each other #but they also go to great lengths to protect each other from anything or anyone they perceive as a threat #they’re bad for each other and everyone around them #they can’t function outside of this dynamic - they cling to it for dear life - it drives and controls them #the tension between them and the admiration they have for each other - it’s fascinating #they’re violent and aggressive #emotionally compromising #they belong together even if they’re the worst thing for each other 

jinnkuthekryptonianjedi:

I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

• me: ugh so bored no plans let me just watch the pilot episode of a random tv show i've never seen while i figure out what to do today
•  13 hours later
• me: i've made a huge mistake

ricksanscrotum:

there is nothing i care less about than sports. nothing. i care more about the sexual behavior of flamingos than i do about sports.

them-witches:

“who’s your favorite female character?”

do you have the next fiscal year free